Sorry about the Mess

I'm as enchanted to meet you as Taylor Swift was to meet Adam Young. ;)

September 19, 2014 12:23 pm
sesamestreet:

Today is brought to you by the letter R. 

sesamestreet:

Today is brought to you by the letter R. 

(via scallywagsandseamonsters)

12:23 pm

Mockingjay Part 1 Promotional Images, Cressida & Gale

(Source: sexyirons, via amypondless)

12:19 pm

too-many-thoughts:

meowoofau:

13 cats failing at hide and seek

As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.

bottom one won

(Source: meowoof.com.au, via backstage-hallelujah-girl)

12:18 pm 12:18 pm
kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"
“WHAT NO”

This made me giggle far too much

kitteningrayspaces:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ohgodhesloose:

*boop* *bap*

"I TOUCH YOUR BUTT"

WHAT NO

This made me giggle far too much

(Source: catleecious, via backstage-hallelujah-girl)

12:18 pm
"If I give him sons, he may come to love me. She would name them Eddard and Brandon and Rickon, and raise them all to be as valiant as Ser Loras. And to hate Lannisters, too. In Sansa’s dreams, her children looked just like the brothers she had lost. Sometimes there was even a girl who looked like Arya.

“My mother says the same. She makes a posset for me, herbs and milk and ale, to help make me fertile. I drink it every morning. I told Robb I’m sure to give him twins. An Eddard and a Brandon. He liked that, I think. We … we try most every day, my lady. Sometimes twice or more.”

I would need to steal her if I wanted her love, but she might give me children. I might someday hold a son of my own blood in my arms. A son was something Jon Snow had never dared dream of, since he decided to live his life on the Wall. I could name him Robb."

Sansa, Jeyne, and Jon wishing to name children after Starks. (via jeynewaters)

(Source: saeratargaryen, via amypondless)

12:16 pm

brassmama:

i bring you chris and sebastian thinking about pussy

Chris is trying so hard he grabs his own boob.

(Source: sehastianstan, via backstage-hallelujah-girl)

12:15 pm 12:14 pm

sly-mcp:

whothefuckisalexturner:

abhortion:

ginnifergoodwins:

foodtrucker:

‘it’s not cold’ said the PE teacher with a coat on

#glad to know it’s international

#’it’s just drizzling’ said the PE teacher opening an umbrella

“running for 20 minutes isn’t that bad”, said the PE teacher from the chair

‘you’ve got to stay healthy’ said the PE teacher eating a mars bar

“Being on your period is no excuse.” said the male PE teacher with no uterus

(via backstage-hallelujah-girl)

12:10 pm

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